Lies!

This board is NOT restricted access. Keep that in mind when you post.

Moderator: Other Stuff Mods

User avatar
Ravi Oli
Sorcerer of Sauce
Posts: 3470
Joined: Mon Feb 07, 2011 5:40 am
Location: Awstrailya Mate

Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Sun Mar 31, 2013 9:17 pm

Seldom get a peep out of her ^ in real life.
Send lawyers, guns and money...

User avatar
pieces o'nine
Look Upon Her Works, Ye Migyt, and Despair!
Posts: 8615
Joined: Fri Dec 21, 2007 9:21 am
Location: Ocean o'Sand
Contact:

Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine » Sun Mar 31, 2013 11:39 pm

^ Was happy enough to be one of my peeps when the peepacy was within my grasp.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens

User avatar
Helium Hands
Fusilli Fuselier
Posts: 155
Joined: Mon Feb 04, 2013 5:33 am
Location: Ohio

Re: Lies!

Postby Helium Hands » Mon Apr 01, 2013 6:43 am

^ Is seecretly (see what I did there?) relieved she is not the new Pope.
"You bypassed the Maginot line of logic and rationality and annexed the Sudetenland of irrational comparisons!"
-Unattrib

"We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums. God-dammit! If you're gonna kill somebody, have some fucking taste. I'll drive you to Kenny Rogers' house."
-Bill Hicks


I have come to love the "foe" feature - my own private banhammer.

User avatar
Ravi Oli
Sorcerer of Sauce
Posts: 3470
Joined: Mon Feb 07, 2011 5:40 am
Location: Awstrailya Mate

Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Mon Apr 01, 2013 5:33 pm

^ just poped in with his two bits worth.
Send lawyers, guns and money...

User avatar
Roy Hunter
If it's not Scottish, it's crap.
Posts: 16223
Joined: Sun Nov 09, 2008 6:13 pm
Location: It's the place where you are, but that's not important right now.
Contact:

Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter » Mon Apr 01, 2013 6:08 pm

^ wasn't trying to come up with a gag about a Po'N-tiff.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.

User avatar
pieces o'nine
Look Upon Her Works, Ye Migyt, and Despair!
Posts: 8615
Joined: Fri Dec 21, 2007 9:21 am
Location: Ocean o'Sand
Contact:

Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine » Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:27 pm

^ kilt a man once, for being too sett in his ways
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens

User avatar
Rev. Rowan Redbeard
Prophet of Pastafarianism
Posts: 18338
Joined: Thu Jul 26, 2007 10:49 am
Location: Southern Oregon

Re: Lies!

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Mon Apr 01, 2013 10:25 pm

^ wore a man's kilt once... while the man was still in it.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate

By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.

User avatar
Ravi Oli
Sorcerer of Sauce
Posts: 3470
Joined: Mon Feb 07, 2011 5:40 am
Location: Awstrailya Mate

Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Tue Apr 02, 2013 3:45 am

^ was pieces' highland fling.
Send lawyers, guns and money...

User avatar
Helium Hands
Fusilli Fuselier
Posts: 155
Joined: Mon Feb 04, 2013 5:33 am
Location: Ohio

Re: Lies!

Postby Helium Hands » Thu Apr 04, 2013 7:24 am

^ Flung poo at PoN.
"You bypassed the Maginot line of logic and rationality and annexed the Sudetenland of irrational comparisons!"
-Unattrib

"We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums. God-dammit! If you're gonna kill somebody, have some fucking taste. I'll drive you to Kenny Rogers' house."
-Bill Hicks


I have come to love the "foe" feature - my own private banhammer.

User avatar
Roy Hunter
If it's not Scottish, it's crap.
Posts: 16223
Joined: Sun Nov 09, 2008 6:13 pm
Location: It's the place where you are, but that's not important right now.
Contact:

Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter » Thu Apr 04, 2013 7:34 am

^ is so incurious ^ isn't going to Google the word 'coprophagy'...
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.

User avatar
Ravi Oli
Sorcerer of Sauce
Posts: 3470
Joined: Mon Feb 07, 2011 5:40 am
Location: Awstrailya Mate

Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Thu Apr 04, 2013 5:55 pm

^ ate sh!t and died.
Send lawyers, guns and money...

User avatar
pieces o'nine
Look Upon Her Works, Ye Migyt, and Despair!
Posts: 8615
Joined: Fri Dec 21, 2007 9:21 am
Location: Ocean o'Sand
Contact:

Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine » Fri Apr 05, 2013 1:51 am

^ is expecting a notty joke off Eats, Shoots, and Leaves...
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens

User avatar
Roy Hunter
If it's not Scottish, it's crap.
Posts: 16223
Joined: Sun Nov 09, 2008 6:13 pm
Location: It's the place where you are, but that's not important right now.
Contact:

Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter » Fri Apr 05, 2013 4:14 am

^ knows that the Australian version of that joke is Eats roots and leaves.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.

User avatar
pieces o'nine
Look Upon Her Works, Ye Migyt, and Despair!
Posts: 8615
Joined: Fri Dec 21, 2007 9:21 am
Location: Ocean o'Sand
Contact:

Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine » Fri Apr 05, 2013 8:45 pm

^ has a Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuated Equilibrium.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens

User avatar
Ravi Oli
Sorcerer of Sauce
Posts: 3470
Joined: Mon Feb 07, 2011 5:40 am
Location: Awstrailya Mate

Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Fri Apr 05, 2013 9:05 pm

^ is by far the most balanced Board staffer, but wouldn't know a wombat if one bit her on the bum.

^^ A wombat eats, roots, shoots and leaves. There was a boyfriend of one of my daughters I called "wombat". When she asked why, she pissed herself laughing and the relationship fizzled... thank TFSM.
Send lawyers, guns and money...


Return to “Games, Fun, and Jokes”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 4 guests