What are you EATING right now?

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Re: What are you EATING right now?

Postby daftbeaker on Sat Apr 13, 2013 1:04 pm

Porridge. It's f***ing horrible.

Having said that, job done and I can now confidently say I do not like porridge. People moaning at me to have a hot breakfast in campsites can get bent.
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Re: What are you EATING right now?

Postby Roy Hunter on Sat Apr 13, 2013 1:14 pm

Porridge is the Devil's semen. And the hot breakfast thing is a total myth - it's about the nutritional value of what you eat, not what temperature it goes into your gub at.

I will shortly be eating an olive, once I've got that far down the martini glass.
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Re: What are you EATING right now?

Postby PKMKII on Sat Apr 13, 2013 4:52 pm

The trick to porridge/oatmeal is you need to make it with milk, have to include some sort of sugar (maple syrup, honey, golden syrup, or brown sugar) and some fruit. Raisins work well.

That being said, I do prefer farina/cream of wheat.
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Re: What are you EATING right now?

Postby Rev. Brian on Sat Apr 13, 2013 5:08 pm

Singapore Mei Fun. Perhaps the best food ever.
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Re: What are you EATING right now?

Postby Roy Hunter on Sat Apr 13, 2013 6:09 pm

PKMKII wrote:The trick to porridge/oatmeal is you need to make it with milk, have to include some sort of sugar (maple syrup, honey, golden syrup, or brown sugar) and some fruit.
So you like the Devil's semen? Noted.

Had a few olives and a couple of pickled onions now. *hic*
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Re: What are you EATING right now?

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Sun Apr 14, 2013 4:36 pm

Currently I am eating Nothing.

However, my brother and his wife and their new dog are coming over in an hour or so, at which time we will be eating pizza, and probably some beer and/or wine.
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Re: What are you EATING right now?

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff on Sun Apr 14, 2013 4:48 pm

I ate 5.5 oz of fake chocolate last night before bed, and felt sick and had nightmares. Today I ate half a can of sweetened condensed milk with a spoon, and felt sick, but probably won't have nightmares, at least not because of that, due to the time of day at which I ate it.

I also ate Spaghettios with meatballs. I need to buy another can because they weren't mine. I forgot how tasty and easy to eat canned pasta was, good for days when I feel too much like shit to even put oil on a bowl of beans and microwave it. I like the Chef Boyardee beef ravioli too, but the Spaghettios with slice franks taste kind of funky. If my mother bought them for me I'd probably eat them anyway though.
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Re: What are you EATING right now?

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Apr 16, 2013 5:18 pm

Pumpkin, potato and sweet potato soup with toasted Turkish bread. Usually taste the pumpkin before cooking and this one was pretty bland so tried adding the sweet potato... very happy with the result.
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Re: What are you EATING right now?

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Apr 16, 2013 6:29 pm

Nothing.

The Parasite is home from University for the holidays and has eaten everything in the house.

And he's drunk all my beer.
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Re: What are you EATING right now?

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Tue Apr 16, 2013 8:17 pm

Ramen. :zen:
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Re: What are you EATING right now?

Postby Ravi Oli on Wed Apr 17, 2013 12:49 am

Roy Hunter wrote:Nothing.

The Parasite is home from University for the holidays and has eaten everything in the house.

And he's drunk all my beer.

Be nice Roy... remember he prolly gets to choose the nursing home for you.... :haha:
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Re: What are you EATING right now?

Postby daftbeaker on Wed Apr 17, 2013 12:50 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:Nothing.

The Parasite is home from University for the holidays and has eaten everything in the house.

And he's drunk all my beer.

Interestingly enough, the sassenach version turned up, put a dozen sausages in the fridge and then disappeared again. I'm sure he'll be back to eating any food not nailed down soon enough.

By a remarkable coincidence, I'm eating sausages and broccoli avec gravy, accompanied by a nice cold Kronenbourg.
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Re: What are you EATING right now?

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Apr 26, 2013 5:17 am

5 min mie noodles [ramen] with diced up omlette... about all I could be arsed cooking tonight. First option was avocado on toast... so I did rather well really. :haha:
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Re: What are you EATING right now?

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff on Sun May 05, 2013 5:18 pm

Too :furious:ing much.

For dinner I'm having black eyed peas for the first time, assuming nobody else has eaten them already. I don't know what sort of fat to put on black eyed peas, olive oil, butter, or something else. I'll have to ask my mother.

I need to get back on the can-o'-beans-a-day regimen. Filling, tasty, satisfying, easy, healthy.

Eating small meals isn't the problem though, so much as eating three or four small meals, instead of eight or nine. :furious: <--anger at self, anger that burns furiously. I WILL harness this anger and direct it toward a healthier lifestyle! I AM in control! I AM! FORGET the pain and agony I've been through since I got out of the psych ward! It's my own damned fault! I need to get the hell out of the house, and walk every day I spend at home (six days a week), and EAT A WHOLE DAMN LOT LESS! I don't just need to, I WANT to! I don't WANT to wear only the two pairs of fat pants I saved to wear as comfy pajamas, as my daily clothing! THIS WILL NOT CONTINUE! I am STRONG! I WILL succeed! My nice black jeans and khaki carpenter pants WILL fit me again! They WILL! I CAN and WILL use the therapy techniques I've been taught by my therapist and by the psych ward staff and patients! I will NOT say "I can't handle it" lightly! I am STRONG! I have the WILL, I have the ABILITY, and I have the MOTIVATION! I am NOT going to die an early death from cardiac arrest, suicide, or atrophy of the body! I am STRONG! I am ABLE! I AM A PIRATE! ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :whip:
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Re: What are you EATING right now?

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff on Sun May 05, 2013 7:41 pm

While I was out walking my mother called and offered to buy me Chinese takeout, so I had chicken chow mein instead. Fairly light as far as Chinese food goes. Didn't touch the rolls that came with it. I'll have the black eyed peas tomorrow instead.
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