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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Apr 22, 2013 9:46 pm

I check in here for career advice.

TPBM wouldn't change a thing...
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Apr 23, 2013 3:42 am

...about pieces as she is perfect in every way.[see also lies thread]

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart on Thu Apr 25, 2013 10:07 am

I think it's because I purloin all the free pens and note paper and sell them at Petticoat Lane Market.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Apr 25, 2013 11:07 am

No, it's just my medication kicking in.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu Apr 25, 2013 5:28 pm

Just about... there... no wait... there...? Guess it's all downhill from here?

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Apr 25, 2013 8:10 pm

Yes, spiritual grass should either be clear or ...um ... burning.


TPBM likes to burn their grass now.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Apr 26, 2013 4:24 am

If I could get the damn stuff to gr...

MILO! MOLLY! GET OFF THE LAWN! NO! BAD DOGS! BAD DOGS!

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart on Fri Apr 26, 2013 6:51 am

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TPBM isn't laughing because he/she hates seeing hat abuse
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby DavidH on Fri Apr 26, 2013 9:51 am

TPBM doesn't blame the poor dog for being hungry.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Apr 26, 2013 4:42 pm

TPAM didn't notice the dog is a retriever... unfortunately he retrieved someone else's child / hat.

TPBM wouldn't notice a wolf in sheep's clothing.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby pieces o'nine on Fri Apr 26, 2013 10:22 pm

Depends on whether the baaaaa-rk is worse than the bite.


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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Griffin on Sat Apr 27, 2013 11:09 pm

I did once have a coat made out of squirels.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli on Sun Apr 28, 2013 2:39 am

Skwirrels, rats... what's in a name? That which we call a rodent by any other name would still squeak.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart on Mon Apr 29, 2013 7:28 am

I expect that's just a metaphor for LSD..hey man...do you remember the sixties?...the 70's were just a hang over man.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby DavidH on Mon Apr 29, 2013 9:43 am

No, I was just on the footpath to Marden.

TPBM has never publicly assaulted a bishop on a Thursday.
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