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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Roy Hunter on Mon Apr 29, 2013 11:43 am

On Thursdays I usually kick them in the Vestry instead.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Apr 30, 2013 5:12 pm

Still allways surprises me though to get a 2-for-1 offer from a Scotsman.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart on Wed May 01, 2013 8:00 am

Aaaargh-Bay matey!

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed May 01, 2013 8:22 am

I was watching the Pope on the news last Saturday night. I thought he looked quite attractive. It might just have been the beer-goglios, though...

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart on Wed May 01, 2013 10:49 am

Alright...I'm black and I'm being arrested for wearing a loud shirt in a built up area.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli on Wed May 01, 2013 6:09 pm

Hope you didn't get done for walking around with an offensive wife. Now that is serious...

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby DavidH on Sun May 05, 2013 5:42 am

That's exactly where I do watch it, because the BBC can't be trusted and the journalism is often poor anyway.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue May 07, 2013 10:09 am

Yes I'm just a mushroom... kept in the dark and fed bullsh!t.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue May 07, 2013 10:03 pm

Alas, I live where the cow farts are ... solid.


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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed May 08, 2013 2:24 am

I have a cunning plan which cannot fail...

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby DavidH on Wed May 08, 2013 6:46 am

As a Herefordian, yes.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu May 09, 2013 4:10 am

As bart's attorney, I wish to state on his behalf he categorically denies ^ that statement as hearsay and scandalmongering and besides the sheep was a willing participant.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart on Thu May 09, 2013 8:14 am

Strewth, why did I wear me kangeroo onesie to the dunny!

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu May 09, 2013 1:47 pm

Yeah the 'roo scrotum is indeed versatile to say the least!

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart on Mon May 27, 2013 7:47 am

New Balls!

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