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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby DavidH on Mon May 27, 2013 7:54 am

I can't wait for it to be over. I hate it, but it's impossible to drag the missus away from the telly for the whole two weeks - apart from the day she actually goes there.

TPBM would also prefer hemhorroid surgery without anaesthetic to watching tennis.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart on Mon May 27, 2013 8:03 am

The only thing to make it worse is if Cliff Richard turns up to entertain the crowd in the rain...bring back Billy Jean King...and shoot her.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby DavidH on Mon May 27, 2013 8:11 am

It's some kind of pond, I believe, beside which jolly swagmen sit and have a jumbuck in their tucker-bag.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Roy Hunter on Mon May 27, 2013 12:17 pm

Is that like a sandwich? I like sandwiches.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue May 28, 2013 4:03 am

...and pleasures.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue May 28, 2013 9:15 pm

I know about a lot of things, but I'm sure you're more knowledgeable than me on this one.

TPBM bows to Ravi's expertise as well.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli on Wed May 29, 2013 5:39 pm

Thank you for your kind acknowledgement pieces but that thing with the feather boa and a pineapple is entirely your own.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby daftbeaker on Wed May 29, 2013 6:40 pm

How else am I supposed to get fresh squeezed orange juice? I'm not doing it myself, that takes effort.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu May 30, 2013 4:36 pm

I actually got fined for not voting at the last State Election. There was a lot happening in my life and on the day just didn't get around to chosing between incumbent government that had sold off most of our assets and utilities and the contender that would give the rest away. The fine is escalating due to non-payment but the feckers can make me do time [at a greater expense to community] if they have to because they can shove it up their bums sideways.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu May 30, 2013 5:09 pm

True. My teenage son is embarrassed by the radical politics I post on Facebook.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby daftbeaker on Thu May 30, 2013 6:38 pm

Well, it was a white flag. I was busy surrendering to militant atheism and rampant secularism but then I had a nose bleed and there weren't any tissues nearby.

TPBM understands Norman "gay marriage means I can marry my son to avoid inheritance tax" Tebbit.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri May 31, 2013 7:37 am

I understand that he's a crazy swivel-eyed loon if that's what you mean.

TPBM remembers the punchline to the post-Brighton bombing joke "What's got wheels and hates Irishmen?"

(Mrs. Margaret Tebbit, who was left in a wheelchair following the IRA's bombing of the Grand Hotel, Brighton in 1984 during the Conservative Party conference. Now those were the days of real terrorism, not like your modern rubbish, oh dear me no...)
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby DavidH on Fri May 31, 2013 10:05 am

No, I've forgotten it, if I ever knew.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli on Sun Jun 02, 2013 10:37 am

I remember one that goes:
Q. Did you hear about the Irishman who tried to blow up a bus?
A. He badly burned his lips.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart on Wed Jun 05, 2013 7:25 am

You must be joking...have you seen the state of the Irish Economy!

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