The Continuous Salty Tale

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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby pieces o'nine » Fri May 10, 2013 7:19 pm

...open fer sum blaggards cauled Uncle Vanya...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Ravi Oli » Sat May 11, 2013 4:43 am

...a trio [ov foive membarrrrs] most nowtably nown fer...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart » Mon May 27, 2013 7:21 am

...their uncanny resemblaarghnse to thee fab...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Roy Hunter » Mon May 27, 2013 7:34 am

...six. Or was it thee Munificent Seven? Might have been Seven of Nine, judging by their moobs...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby pieces o'nine » Mon May 27, 2013 9:14 pm

...moobs? as long as they don't have bass clefts...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Ravi Oli » Tue May 28, 2013 3:39 am

...gnaw curly G ones kneether...

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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart » Tue May 28, 2013 8:39 am

...an talkin o G's...G whiz that lady's outfit be tighter than a dutchman's...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Roy Hunter » Tue May 28, 2013 4:06 pm

...clogs. 'Tis enough to drive a man before the mast. “Call me Ishmael. Some years ago - never mind how long precisely - having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see some knorks..."
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.

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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Ravi Oli » Tue May 28, 2013 4:49 pm

...Knork. Knork. Who be thar?...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Roy Hunter » Tue May 28, 2013 4:57 pm

..."We come to change yer lightbulb!"
"Really? How many of ye does that take, shipmates?"
(and what pray tell be a lightbulb anyway? This be the year 1752, after all...)
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.

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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Ravi Oli » Tue May 28, 2013 5:12 pm

Arrrrr Oi nose thisee! One ta 'old thee bulb an' thee rest to turn thee...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Roy Hunter » Tue May 28, 2013 5:28 pm

...capstan. O' course, Capstans are like waiters in a Scottish restaurant: they're un-tipped...
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.

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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Ravi Oli » Wed May 29, 2013 5:42 pm

...unwash'd, an' prown ta...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart » Wed Jun 05, 2013 6:45 am

...chafing between their...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Roy Hunter » Wed Jun 05, 2013 7:34 am

...tea break and lunch. Never use moisturiser, those boys, just like...
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.


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