The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby pieces o'nine » Tue Jun 04, 2013 8:39 pm

Yarrrgh, an that sais sumfink abowt thee qualitee ov the olde worlde pyrates, duz it knot.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli » Tue Jun 04, 2013 10:55 pm

Aye it do... thems an' thee toilet brush downt use thee same 'airdresser an' razors as ye.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Jun 05, 2013 8:26 pm

Arrrgh ye thee last pyrate standing? Ware be thee reste of thee survy fleete!
Hit be exhawstin ter worke hup newe hinsults every daye fer just one godfersaken aussie. Its knot loike there's much t'worke wif...


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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby black bart » Thu Jun 06, 2013 7:45 am

I hinsults thee both o ye wiv:

It be ard ta get a word in edgeways wiv Yew two goin at it loik a couple o washer women...I can still hear yers wiv me cabin door shut an me head in a bowl o fish ed stoooo!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby DavidH » Thu Jun 06, 2013 10:17 am

And what be ye a-doin polluticating the stoo?
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Jun 06, 2013 11:52 am

um um um antee sayd ye beddr not et tha stool rrrrrrrrrr
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff » Thu Jun 06, 2013 12:41 pm

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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli » Thu Jun 06, 2013 3:59 pm

Arrrggghhh ADoS Oi 'erd poo wert yer fayverit finga-paintin' an' bodyart medyum as a yungun yerself.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby pieces o'nine » Thu Jun 06, 2013 8:36 pm

If ye finks oi'm a-gwine ter wayste yet annuvver hinsult on thee loikes ov ye, yer moinde be further gone than DaveL's old prom dress...
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli » Fri Jun 07, 2013 5:54 am

^ Ye'd 'ave been Prom Queen iffin they'd onlee anownced it b'fore ye turned into a punkkin at midnoight.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Roy Hunter » Fri Jun 07, 2013 6:44 am

Ye wouldn't know what to do with a Prom Queen, or a pumpkin for that matter. Ye be more of a wilted spring onion than a marrow, if ye catch me drift...
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli » Fri Jun 07, 2013 5:49 pm

Aye matey ye Scottish pyrates arrrrrr gud at makin' mountins outa molehills as ye 'asn't anythin worth hidin' unda thee kilt dress thingies ye wear.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby pieces o'nine » Fri Jun 07, 2013 10:36 pm

Arrrrgh, yer jest jellus as ye 'aven't got thee pins t'ware a kilt.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli » Sat Jun 08, 2013 4:31 pm

Downt ye tork! Ye 'as thee legs wot 'as awl thee prarie chickuns from miles around loining up on yer lawn to strut for yer.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Roy Hunter » Sat Jun 08, 2013 4:57 pm

Yer lawn be as dry an' brown as yer cookin', but yer lawn tayste *slyte-lee* better...
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
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