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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Thu Jun 13, 2013 10:08 pm

You're banned for needing a booster seat.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby DavidH » Fri Jun 14, 2013 5:31 am

You're banned for heightist discrimination.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter » Fri Jun 14, 2013 6:19 am

You must be this tall ^ to ride this banning.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Fri Jun 14, 2013 9:30 pm

You're banned for having a signed, first edition copy of The Height Report.



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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby DavidH » Sat Jun 15, 2013 7:43 am

You're banned for having a signed, first edition copy of Fifty Shades of Gray. :blush:
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Sat Jun 15, 2013 1:41 pm

You're banned for having a signed, first edition copy of Thee NecroNomicon, world-renowned zombie cookbook.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby DavidH » Sat Jun 15, 2013 2:47 pm

^ Banned for not having a copy of the Herefordshire Combat Hamster Breeder's Gazette.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Sun Jun 16, 2013 12:36 am

You're banned for learning how to defend against an assailant with a pointed stick when you should have done fresh fruit.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Sun Jun 16, 2013 10:33 pm

There's only about 80 new spammers today. That's quite good, actually, so with the leftover Ban!ergy, you're banned.
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Re: The You're Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter » Mon Jun 17, 2013 5:40 am

You're banned for banning spammers, when you should have got the toolbox out for banging spanners.
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Mon Jun 17, 2013 8:00 am

^ you're banned for being the proverbial spanner in the works.

I'll double ban you as I have to type this on a little 6" bluetooth keyboard after my coffee made love with my keyboard this morning and only half the keys work now.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Mon Jun 17, 2013 11:00 pm

You're banned for providing Too Much Information.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Tue Jun 18, 2013 3:45 am

^ you're banned because sometimes a little just isn't enough.

...like my temp keyboard which is similar size to this:
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart » Tue Jun 18, 2013 11:22 am

You are banned for not attempting to wash your keyboard under the tap with clean water and then letting it dry...I have those instructions in my Mac Troubleshooting book. Don't forget to unplug it.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Tue Jun 18, 2013 5:29 pm

^ you're banned because I keep getting all the numbers in the lotto jackpot draws.... only not all in the same game. :cry:
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