Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved here

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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Jun 19, 2013 10:44 pm

Yarrrgh, DaveL: ye bin aweigh fer so long that ye fergot 'ow ter hotlinke wivout bein busted by thee Man!
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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Postby DaveL » Thu Jun 20, 2013 6:57 am

YArrrr...

Thanks Pieces, Oi think Oi fixed Jake now...he be worryin' about his extra leg once again...
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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Postby Griffin » Mon Jul 15, 2013 2:45 am

Dear H'Auntie Blackbored

PRIVTAE aND CoNFEDENTAL

H'as ye h''ever 'ad Black Bart h'over a barrel (specciul brew or otherswize) ?

The Pirate Statisticle Board be h'investigatin' quality of care for seafaring folk.

Please address reply ter CQC: Portsmouth, Sea-farin branch.

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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Postby OZ_Nick » Tue Jul 16, 2013 2:49 am

Deer Arntee Blackwatch,

I were jest vissitin Bartie's ship all neighborlee lioke wen Oi 'appenned ter be passin thee greate cabin an Oi cawt a glimpse o' Bart over the barrell wiv his neverminds down aroun 'is ankels and Madam Fifi givin 'im wot four wiv a ridin' crop.

Oi be scarred fer loife! Oi jess canna get that 'orrible himage outta me mind. Pleeze 'elp!
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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Postby Griffin » Tue Jan 21, 2014 10:41 pm

Dear Auntie Blacksides

Oi, bein' h'an h'irregyular visitor to these islands, am wunderin' wear the piraticals 'as all dis'h'appeered ter?

Yoors h'as h'usual

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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Postby DavidH » Wed Jan 22, 2014 6:27 am

Dear Auntie Wossname,

I been wondering about that, too.

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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Postby Ravi Oli » Wed Jan 22, 2014 4:24 pm

Griff Oi thinks thay 'as awl fownd religin agan 'an swopped hoarin' 'n drinkin' fer Hellaylooya 'n Praise-Thee-Lordin' at cherch on Sundeys.
Pyratin' downt be thee same wivowt thart blaggard bart abowt.

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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Postby ChowMein » Thu Jan 23, 2014 4:59 pm

I miss Baet so much :(

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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Postby DavidH » Mon Jan 27, 2014 4:01 pm

Me, too.

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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri Feb 14, 2014 7:45 pm

wayk hup anti Beebee ! ye haz lotsa boddelz wiff paper en dem i fink day be littarrrrrz fer ye ta ansir rrrrrrr

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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Postby Monobaz » Tue Dec 16, 2014 11:20 pm

Deer Anti Black Beer,
Oi bee nu two these parts and in need of a kindlee pyrit shapparoane wot lykes parrits, ewe no, wot wood look after me lyke in this ‘ere forrin port. Oi wood harpreshiate a good feed o’ burred seed and a gallin o’ rum as soon as possabill.
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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Dec 25, 2014 3:03 am

deer capin unca moanin bees

ye kin falla me ef ye wan fer oany wun pince per hower an a bigg buttin fer me wetaynar ...rrrrrrrr

yers troolee , me anty backbeerd
rrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrr rrr r rrr r
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.

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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Postby Monobaz » Thu Dec 25, 2014 5:26 pm

A shillin purr arf day! Tis a bit spensive oi must say. It wood ave to inclood thee rum and bird seed at that price. :drinking:
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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Dec 25, 2014 8:19 pm

Deer capin unka munny bagz ,

Fer juss annuver thrupince tha toor inkloodz free yoose ove spyglass an bowle uf fissead stoo .

Yoors troolee , me anty backbeard

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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Postby Griffin » Thu Dec 25, 2014 11:13 pm

Dear Cap'n Mon Nin Beggar

I ken h'undercat thee pryce by 60 dubloons h'and still throws in a peckel of pecks.

H'if ye wish ter h'accept, meat me at the rear o' the Admiral Benbow at 6 pm.

Yours very truly
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