The Three Items Game

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The Three Items Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Jun 21, 2013 12:29 am

Imagine you're at WalMart or some other giant you-can-buy-practically-anything-here store.

Pick three items to take to the checkout stand. :evilgrin:





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Re: The Three Items Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Jun 21, 2013 5:09 am

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Re: The Three Items Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Jun 21, 2013 12:31 pm

Doughnuts.

Doughnut holes.

Superglue.
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Re: The Three Items Game

Postby black bart on Sun Jun 23, 2013 9:42 am

A plump Guinea Pig.

A South American Recipe book

A bag of charcoal.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: The Three Items Game

Postby DavidH on Sun Jun 23, 2013 12:28 pm

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Re: The Three Items Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sun Jun 23, 2013 12:54 pm

I wasn't aware you could get those at the market.




Chocolate laxative (liquid)

One dozen chocolate cream filled donuts

Baking/cooking syringe
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Re: The Three Items Game

Postby PKMKII on Mon Jun 24, 2013 12:39 am

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Re: The Three Items Game

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Tue Jun 25, 2013 12:20 am

Ho !

I wan sum baking !
an peetzer
an eyes cream
annnn cholit

fank ye ye wellkum
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
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Re: The Three Items Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Tue Jun 25, 2013 10:52 am

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