PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby ChowMein on Fri Jun 07, 2013 1:35 am

black bart wrote:Miss May

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Likes: Getting up the main mast

Dislikes: Getting her high heals trapped in the decking just as the Captain cry's "Every man for himself".

In five years' time: Knowing her Booby Hatch from her Futtocks.



Juss look et them headlights ! Wot a luverly front end !
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Tue Jun 25, 2013 12:30 am

is dat me nu sitter ?
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Jun 25, 2013 4:21 am

^ Aye ye lil shhhi..ipwright. With any luck thee wench will smother ye with her.... love.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart on Wed Jun 26, 2013 6:39 am

Aye she be a bit top heavy in thee main mast...I wouldn't loik to be in her crows nest in a storm...er...
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby DavidH on Wed Jun 26, 2013 9:55 am

Her poop deck's not bad, though.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart on Mon Jul 01, 2013 10:41 am

Miss July? She'll be hot like the British Summer...er...
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Griffin on Mon Jul 15, 2013 2:28 am

We aint had Ms. June yet, so Ms. July be a bit prematoor. Maybe there not be any females left wich aren't feminists.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby DaveL on Mon Jul 15, 2013 6:09 pm

black bart wrote:Miss July? She'll be hot like the British Summer...er...


Yarrrr...

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Jul 15, 2013 9:17 pm

MISSES JUNE AND JULY

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Dislikes: Corporate garb; healthy lunches; split ends; speeding tickets.

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Griffin on Mon Jul 15, 2013 9:41 pm

All I can say is roll on August.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby DaveL on Tue Jul 16, 2013 5:46 am

Yarrrr....

They be a horny pair!
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Mon Jul 22, 2013 6:11 pm

did they give yer thee horn, unco dave? dus thet mean you got thee horn now? or dus they giv ellybuddy thee horn?
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart on Thu Aug 01, 2013 6:23 am

I wouldna loik ta give thee one on thee right a kiss, ye'd come away wiv a bone up yer nose!
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby DavidH on Thu Aug 01, 2013 2:30 pm

Yer too fussy, Bart. :haha:
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Griffin on Sun Aug 04, 2013 12:55 am

Oi be puttin' forth a REAL Lady fer Miss August

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