Piratic Poetry

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Re: Piratic Poetry

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Jun 27, 2013 3:47 am

Oi sees yer muse was hupon ye, Bart!

If ye wernt so cheape, ye'd buy er a chaire ov er owne...
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
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Re: Piratic Poetry

Postby Ravi Oli on Sat Jun 29, 2013 6:03 pm

E's good pieces but ezy on thee praise oar e'll needs a new gyant 'at.
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Re: Piratic Poetry

Postby black bart on Mon Jul 01, 2013 10:43 am

Aye mateys, I think I be cut out ta be a gritty Northern Poet in thee mold o Ted Hughes...but with an Urban Improvement agenda...god knows they need it up North.
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