The Your Banned Game

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff on Thu Jul 11, 2013 5:45 pm

You're banned for making crocodiles swim in milk!
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Jul 11, 2013 8:13 pm

^^ Thou art banned for not heeding thee Advice of thee Ages: Yea Verily, Ask and a Minion Avatar Shalt Be Given You, Ramen.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby bacon on Fri Jul 12, 2013 9:14 am

^ banned cause yer yellow
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Re: The You're Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Jul 12, 2013 9:29 am

You're banned for colour prejudice.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Sat Jul 13, 2013 12:40 am

^ banned for pre-judging ^^ before she shows her true colours.
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Re: The You're Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Sat Jul 13, 2013 7:00 am

Cyndi Lauper just Skyped me - she says she can see your true colours shining through, and that's why she loves you. I'm very jealous, so you're banned (as well as being beautiful like a rainbow).
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Sat Jul 13, 2013 5:25 pm

^ You're banned, time after time.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Jul 13, 2013 5:36 pm

^ You're banned for just wanting to have fun.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Sat Jul 13, 2013 11:06 pm

^ You're banned for being so unusual.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Jul 13, 2013 11:34 pm

^ You're banned for switching singers.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Sun Jul 14, 2013 5:00 am

^ you're banned for not being just a singer in a rock and roll band.
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Re: The You're Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Sun Jul 14, 2013 7:13 am

You're banned because you stand up when you play the piano in a nightclub.
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Sun Jul 14, 2013 3:03 pm

^You're banned for not being a stand-up guy.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Sun Jul 14, 2013 4:36 pm

^ You're banned for not mentioning he's ^^ just a jealous guy.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Sun Jul 14, 2013 5:44 pm

^You're banned for criticizing my banning process.
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