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Postby pieces o'nine on Fri Jul 26, 2013 9:30 pm

T'hoom hit maye concern:

Capn DavidH be thee hoffishawl spokespirate fer thee Axis ov Skwirrel, Bubonic Plague Division. If pressed, oi myghte pointe out that 'e lives much, much closer t'thee houtbrake than oi duz. Oi jest be sayin, loike...
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Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Jul 26, 2013 9:50 pm

^ If t'was Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch or Meeyorka Oi'd beleave ye pieces... but e's an ocean aways frum LA.
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Jul 26, 2013 9:50 pm

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Postby Griffin on Wed Jul 31, 2013 11:22 pm

Oi'm in a right state.
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Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Aug 01, 2013 12:45 am

Be ye confessin' t'thee Skwirrel Hincident, then?
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Postby Griffin on Sun Aug 04, 2013 12:58 am

H'onlee the pink wuns. or be Oi muddlin that up wiv the h'elefants incident?
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Re: Portsmouth Guaaaaaarrrrrrrrrdian for yer latest news

Postby black bart on Fri Sep 06, 2013 8:01 am

Roy Hunter wrote:
Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:wots hooters mean, unco woy?
It's a type of owl, you little shit.

SEEIN' I SKWIRRILS THREATEN PORTSMOUTH WITH BUBONIC PLAGUE!!?!
It was revealed this morning that skwirrils are carrying bubonic plague, and actually it is not just down to Nef Yoo's diaper. Cap'n Pieces was unavailable for comment. Black Bart is 103.


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Postby pieces o'nine on Fri Nov 29, 2013 6:52 pm

Thee Guaaaaarrrrrdian be roight proud, loike, ter hannownce a newe sponsorrrgh: Pilgrim Rum
All thee rebel scum in thee Newe Worlde arrrgh henjoyin it fer "Thanksgivvikuh" hackordin t'arrrgh sources. Serve wiv turducken, smashed potatoes, gravee, squash, maize-on-thee-cobbe, and pumpkin pye.

Pilgrim Rum. Henjoy in moderation. Or wiv moderators, witchever.

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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Fri Nov 29, 2013 11:56 pm

Heer Me Heer me !

Bewy sPazshul ya tha Harrdyen !

Tha dReedid Nef yoo bLakbeers bin pomodid .
fwee sip ove milk ay tha Skurby Dawg .

hirwwe ep bfor alla bog pywitz hog et all

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Postby anthrobabe on Wed Mar 26, 2014 7:19 pm

Plague?

Back to sea..... :lurk:
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