PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby DavidH on Sun Aug 04, 2013 5:19 am

Harr, Lady Jane Grey, but she got her head chopped off in 1554, so she don't look so good now.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby pieces o'nine on Sun Aug 04, 2013 6:52 pm

Ye fergot ter menshun er nayme, ranke an cereal number; 'er loikes an disloikes; ware she wants ter be afore er head be chopped orf; et cetera. Ware be thee slack-orf hedditor ov this yere magazeen? Ware be thee proof-reeder? Ware be the hedditorial standarrrghds?
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sun Aug 04, 2013 7:53 pm

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby DavidH on Mon Aug 05, 2013 11:20 am

Blame Griffin. :fsm_rock: Anyway,I told you her name and head-count. The rank was queen, but only for about a week. That was just before they chopped her head off.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart on Wed Aug 14, 2013 5:41 am

Poor lass, she never got thee chance ta blossom and ave a spread in Hello magazine.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby DavidH on Wed Aug 14, 2013 7:52 am

She was probably featured in Which Queen magazine for July 1553. :haha:
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Griffin on Mon Aug 19, 2013 1:04 am

Did she have a Facebook page? That would have been good for getting a crowd at her be-heading. Of course, she must have been rather stupid as if you are only to be queen for 6 or 7 days, you need to pass lots of legislation very quickly about not beheading Queens. And such like.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart on Fri Aug 23, 2013 5:40 pm

Griffin wrote:Did she have a Facebook page? That would have been good for getting a crowd at her be-heading. Of course, she must have been rather stupid as if you are only to be queen for 6 or 7 days, you need to pass lots of legislation very quickly about not beheading Queens. And such like.


I be suspishus orf yer motives on puttin Lady Jane up for Miss August seein as ye never asked her wot she be doin in 5 years time.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart on Tue Sep 03, 2013 9:54 am

We have entry for Miss September:

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Have you ever thought of being Queen of somewhere nice and friendly, like Fiji or Wolverhampton? Och no...where would I get me porridge?
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby DavidH on Tue Sep 03, 2013 1:00 pm

Better - she lasted a long time before they chopped her head off. She was tough, too - it took three chops to cut it right off. :haha:
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart on Thu Sep 05, 2013 5:49 am

She was a right looker though.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby DaveL on Sun Sep 08, 2013 7:18 am

YArrrr...

Oi hears she was a bit of an Irn Bru guzzler as well!
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby DavidH on Sun Sep 08, 2013 10:08 am

Rumour was, she did various things to Henry that pleased him greatly but did not contribute to getting a son. :fsm_rock:
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart on Wed Sep 11, 2013 6:42 am

Fat Henry was a big turn off if you ask me.
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