I have uncovered the text of the Hail Pasta prayer (through seer stones and grog and such)! Or I may have simply written them. Or there weren't any seer stones and I just stumbled upon them. I don't know at this point.
In keeping with our loose and flimsy standards, there are actually two versions that I uncovered (who knows how many float in the seas of marinara). Here they are.
Hail Pasta, full of noodles,
His Tentacles are with thee.
Blessed art thou among meals,
And blessed is the dressing upon you, marinara.
Holy Pasta, bringer of food,
Pray for us Pastafarians,
And for those who have not been touched by His Appendage.
Hail Pasta, holiest of food
His Noodliness is of thee.
Blessed art thou among carbohydrates
And blessed is your common side-dish, bread sticks.
Holy Pasta, food for us all
Sustain us midgets
Until we eventually whither away.
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~~~~~Qapla', sak-khet, saith.~~~~~
~~~~~~Finna ilian un atra du~~~~~
~~~~~~evarínya ono varda.~~~~~~
~~~~Mára mesta, Eywa ngahu.~~~~
~~(tlhIngan, Rihannsu, Quenya...)~~