An interesting theory. However, in my opinion, no matter how holy Olive Oil is, there is no requirement for her to be a Virgin. Remember, we have flimsy moral standards.
Besides, if the Virgin Olive Oil was holy, what about the Extra Virgin Olive Oil (and how does one become an extra virgin, anyway)?
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