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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby bacon on Thu Sep 12, 2013 9:08 am

Once
Twice
Three bans for Ravi
I bannnnnn you
I bannnnnn you
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Re: The You're Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Sep 12, 2013 9:33 am

Always gonna ban you up,
Always gonna ban you down,
Always gonna run around and ban you,
Always gonna make you banned,
Always gonna say 'You're banned",
Always gonna tell a lie and not ban you..
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu Sep 12, 2013 5:36 pm

^ you're banned for "RIcking" yourself with a ginga ninja.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Sep 12, 2013 9:20 pm

You are the Ravi Unit. You will listen to me.
V-GER must ban you.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Sep 13, 2013 2:44 pm

^ you're banned for going where no man has gone before.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Sep 13, 2013 3:16 pm

^ you're banned for going where every man has gone before.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate

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Re: The You're Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Sep 13, 2013 3:18 pm

You're banned for going there and then coming back again, even after we told you "Uh-uh! Don't go there, girlfriend!"
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Sep 13, 2013 3:22 pm

^ you're banned for going There and Back Again.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby bacon on Fri Sep 13, 2013 3:43 pm

You're banned for back-pedaling without a bike.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Sep 13, 2013 4:05 pm

^ you're banned for second breakfast.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Sep 13, 2013 7:00 pm

Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:^ you're banned for going where every man has gone before.

^ you're banned for sullying pieces reputation. :whip:
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Re: The You're Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Sep 13, 2013 7:20 pm

Ravi Oli wrote:^ you're banned for sullying pieces' reputation. :whip:
FTFY. Oh - and you're banned for apostrophe abstention.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Fri Sep 13, 2013 9:19 pm

^ You're banned for nit-picking at the Ravi Unit.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Sat Sep 14, 2013 5:37 pm

All your ban ^ are belong to us.... baby.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Sep 14, 2013 6:34 pm

(spoken)
There’s a crazy Australian forum member,
boasting, posting. He gets himself up on
the internet, turns to his keyboard,
which is right in front of him, and he types:

(sung)
Watch me RSS feed, mate,
Watch me RSS feed.
With computer viruses it bleeds, mate,
So watch me RSS feed.
All together now!

Don’t ban me IP address, sport,
Don’t ban me IP address.
Don’t ban me IP address, sport,
Don’t ban me IP address.

My posts will break the rules, Jules,
My posts will break the rules.
But don’t go calling me a fool, Jules,
Though my posts will break the rules.
All together now!

Don’t ban me IP address, sport,
Don’t ban me IP address.
Don’t ban me IP address, sport,
Don’t ban me IP address.

Don’t take offense at me joke, bloke.
Don’t take offense at me joke.
It’s about hookers and coke, bloke,
Don’t take offense at me joke.
All together now!

Don’t ban me IP address, sport,
Don’t ban me IP address.
Don’t ban me IP address, sport,
Don’t ban me IP address.

I don’t care where the thread is goin’, Rowan,
I don’t care where the thread is goin’.
I’m just gonna go running amuck, Rowan,
I don’t care where the thread is goin’.
All together now!

Don’t ban me IP address, sport,
Don’t ban me IP address.
Don’t ban me IP address, sport,
Don’t ban me IP address.

Put up with my elaborate con, PoN,
Put up with my elaborate con.
Don’t ban me ‘til drive everyone off, PoN,
Put up with my elaborate con.
All together now!

Don’t ban me IP address, sport,
Don’t ban me IP address.
Don’t ban me IP address, sport,
Don’t ban me IP address.

Don’t ban me hide ‘til I’m dead, Fred,
Don’t ban me hide ‘til I’m dead.

(spoken)
But we banned his hide before he died, Clyde,
And we reported him to the Feds.
All together now!

(sung)
We banned his IP address, sport,
We banned his IP address.
We banned his IP address, sport,
We banned his IP address.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate

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