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pieces o'nine wrote:At least we can comfort ourselves with the knowledge that it exists somewhere, as a thing in itself.
pieces o'nine wrote:If I buy you a pint on Bart's tab in the pirate bar, will you go away?
daftbeaker wrote:pieces o'nine wrote:If I buy you a pint on Bart's tab in the pirate bar, will you go away?
If you make it several pints I might
NewsThump wrote:A supermarket worker and strict adherent to the teachings of the Flying Spaghetti Monster has been criticised after refusing to sell customers any pasta-based products.
Shelf stacker Simon Williams, who works for Morrisons in Bradford, said that handling pasta is against his strict religious beliefs and that no-one should be able to force him to do his job – even if it involves something that’s all around him all day, every day.
Williams told reporters, “His supreme noodliness teaches us that pasta is his body, and as such it should be revered – not consumed as part of a balanced diet like these so-call ‘scientists’ keep telling us.”
“I’m sure there are plenty of disgusting infidels out there who want to eat pasta, and much as I’d prefer they didn’t, I won’t tell them to stop – but I certainly won’t have it cross my hands. It’s a mortal sin you know.”
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