The 10 holy minor guidelines...
Thou shalt not quote B-rated movies at inappropriate times, especially when those amoungst you do not get the joke, for they have not seen it.
Thou shalt not be not sure, but think thou doesn't know.
Thou shalt not wonder why thine creator hast eyestalks.
Thou shalt remember thy 21st birthday only partially, and with some measure of embarrassment.
Thou shalt not send thy children to military school, for the pasta there is hideous.
Thou shalt not make jokes about My meat balls, unless thou wishes to feel a swift kick in your own.
Thou shalt remember the height of those holy unto Me, who are Mine enforcers. (See previous holy minor guideline)
Thou shalt not hurt thyself or others in manners that thou or they do not find appealing.
Thou shalt not bother counting these most holy minor guidelines, for thou has no right to contradict Me and My counting.
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