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Religious Propoganda!

Postby Rainswept on Mon Jul 08, 2013 8:45 pm

We needed a spot just for these things. I consider them a joke. Image
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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Re: Religious Propoganda!

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff on Mon Jul 08, 2013 9:15 pm

I collect religious pamphlets and tracts. Some of them are funny, others are charmingly stupid, others are horrifyingly hateful. If I had a working scanner I'd scan some, but unfortunately I don't.
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Re: Religious Propoganda!

Postby daftbeaker on Tue Jul 09, 2013 3:10 pm

My personal favourite was handed to me by Crazy Bag Lady (a jehovah's witness that stood outside the university sports building shouting bollocks and pushing pamphlets into the hands of anyone that didn't move fast enough).

It had on the front page "Who was the real Jesus?"

The first sentence on the inside page started "David Hasselhoff" and I didn't bother reading past that :haha:
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything - Friedrich Nietzsche

But why is the rum gone?!
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Re: Religious Propoganda!

Postby bacon on Wed Jul 10, 2013 10:26 am

Wait . . . so are you saying that this is the face of Jesus?

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Re: Religious Propoganda!

Postby Temp0ral on Wed Jul 10, 2013 8:39 pm

It appears I'm following the wrong religion.
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Re: Religious Propoganda!

Postby PKMKII on Fri Jul 12, 2013 9:42 pm

So apparently this is a thing:
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"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Re: Religious Propoganda!

Postby bacon on Mon Jul 15, 2013 9:18 am

PKMKII wrote:So apparently this is a thing:
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:confused: You mean men's hair stops growing at some point? So all this time spent cutting my partner's hair has been wasted and we could have left it as is . . . damn . . . :confused: Or . . . is it that only bald men are manly men . . . yeah, that must be it . . .
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Re: Religious Propoganda!

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Jul 15, 2013 10:09 pm

Ye shall not round the corners of your heads, neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard.
~Leviticus 19:27

Pretty sure Mr. John Murray, there, was in life-long Stiff-Necked Disobedience to The Word. So sad that he is even now roasting like a marshmallow in heck...
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Re: Religious Propoganda!

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Mon Jul 15, 2013 10:16 pm

Cthulu Chick Tract. (too big to post)

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Re: Religious Propoganda!

Postby Rainswept on Sat Jul 20, 2013 12:17 pm

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Re: Religious Propoganda!

Postby Rainswept on Wed Jul 24, 2013 1:06 am

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Re: Religious Propoganda!

Postby Rev. Daniel Scott on Thu Jul 25, 2013 3:50 pm

PKMKII wrote:So apparently this is a thing:
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I thought it was necessary...
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Re: Religious Propoganda!

Postby Rainswept on Sun Mar 30, 2014 11:48 am

I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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Re: Religious Propoganda!

Postby Rainswept on Sun Mar 30, 2014 11:50 am

I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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Re: Religious Propoganda!

Postby gronank on Sun Mar 30, 2014 12:05 pm

Rainswept wrote:http://i.imgur.com/RO9KiEa.jpg

Soo... Japan is a god now?
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