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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby DavidH on Sun Mar 23, 2014 2:47 pm

Greeting, cmscanuck and Zachary. Ignore everything I tell you and all will be well.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roy Hunter on Sun Mar 23, 2014 5:39 pm

Welcome, all you new people! Well, I suppose you're not new people, as new people tend to be very small, not potty-trained, and can't talk let alone post on internet forums. So welcome, newly-registered people!

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby PervySageChuck on Sun Mar 30, 2014 8:36 pm

Hello, I am PervySageChuck, a new convert to His Noodly Goodness and a devout atheist who has had to dodge those blasted lightning bolts from the Gods that I don't believe in all my life.

(After all, I blaspheme A LOT!!!)

In fact, I have had to attach a heavy-duty grounding wire to the zipper tab on my Levis in order to protect myself from "The Wrath of God." So I am very happy to find a God who is understanding of my foibles and is still willing to touch me with His Noodly Appendage. (And in a NICE way, at that!)

And I would tell those detractors of the FSM who claim that He is nothing more than a Japanese hentai tentacle monster that desires nothing more than to rape innocent young virgin Shinto priestesses that those same young, beautiful priestesses have told me that they feel extremely blessed to have been touched by Him and that they praise and thank the Flying Spaghetti Monster for changing their warm, stale sake into the finest of beer and Holy Rum!!!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Yersinia on Sat Apr 05, 2014 4:29 pm

Greetings . I think I may just have had an epiphany , should I seek medical help or would going to the pub be a better option ?
Many thanks for allowing me to board this fine brigantine :drinking:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Lasanius on Thu Apr 10, 2014 4:09 am

Yaarrrrr, everyone! While cooking tagliatelle yesterday, His Noodliness appeared to me in the patterns in the pasta-water foam and directed me towards this website. I'm eager to absorb everything I can find in here while I wait for my copy of the gospel to be delivered.

I would also like to revive the Swiss chapter together with the other Swiss dudes there, it seems to have been dormant for a few years. So if you want to join in with that, let us know :)
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Cardinal Fang on Thu Apr 10, 2014 7:23 am

Welcome to the forum PervySageChuck, Yersinia and Lasanius

Avoid the low flying mackrel and you'll be fine

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Seaman Staines on Sat Apr 19, 2014 3:15 am

Ahoy from Downunder.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Seaman Staines on Sat Apr 19, 2014 3:23 am

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Sat Apr 19, 2014 7:03 pm

There's an echo in here.

Welcome, Seaman. Check out the forums, post early and often. Feel free to ignore the Nef Yoo.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Fae_FHS on Tue Apr 22, 2014 12:15 pm

Hi,

I am a high school student, making a argumentative essay and I decided to choose Pastafarianism as my argument. My argument is how the religion is positive and why it works against why it is bad and could be negative. So I figured joining a discussion forum about it wouldn't hurt! Also from reading the church page I've become fairly interested in the religion for not only a essay but personal interest. (: Any information would be great and personal experiences would really make my essay pop!

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Cardinal Fang on Tue Apr 22, 2014 1:05 pm

Welcome Fae_FHS

Might I suggest starting a new thread in the All Things FSM for any questions that might help your essay - more people will see it there.

Meanwhile, lookout for the low flying sloths

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Dechujoh64 on Thu Apr 24, 2014 10:58 pm

Cardinal Fang wrote:Welcome Fae_FHS

Might I suggest starting a new thread in the All Things FSM for any questions that might help your essay - more people will see it there.

Meanwhile, lookout for the low flying sloths

CF

Welcome Fae_FHS, I, Pope Dechujoh, agree with what the Almighty Cardinal Fang has said. Also, while avoiding the low-flying sloths, look out for the low-flying nef yoo, too
Fae_FHS wrote:Hi,

I am a high school student, making a argumentative essay and I decided to choose Pastafarianism as my argument. My argument is how the religion is positive and why it works against why it is bad and could be negative. So I figured joining a discussion forum about it wouldn't hurt! Also from reading the church page I've become fairly interested in the religion for not only a essay but personal interest. (: Any information would be great and personal experiences would really make my essay pop!

-Fae_FHS
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Apr 25, 2014 12:34 am

Dechujoh I think Nef Yoo must be doing hard time in Kindereformatory for being a bad boy and not eating his vegetables.
Send lawyers, guns and money...
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Apr 25, 2014 8:00 am

Ravi Oli wrote:Dechujoh I think Nef Yoo must be doing hard time in Kindereformatory for being a bad boy and not eating his vegetables.
Do not mention his name!

He'll only show up again after I've had a drink when he escapes from the bilge.
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Australian Pastafarian

Postby CapnCannonballsPasta on Sat Apr 26, 2014 6:25 am

A'hoy there mateys,

I be Cap'n Cannonballs Pasta, spokespirate of the Australian Pastafarian Lobby. We have a website at http://www.apl.org.au and Facebook and Twitter feeds to unite Australian Pastafarians in our noodly cause. Im hoping to join up with some Pastafarians 'down under' and continue the work of Bobby Henderson (Pasta Be Upon Him).

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