.:Please see the SIXTH post for the latest ranks. Thanks!:.
Greetings to all FSM members from the mods!
As you may have noticed, a rank structure is now in place, based on the number of times you have posted.
Please understand, this ranking system is not written in stone and may be changed as our FSM website develops.
These rankings are only
representitive of the number of posts a member has made, and does not confer any sort of religious authority.
The classification includes actual rank, position, and a cutesie little slogan. (We are working on adding the slogan, just now...)
EDIT: THESE HAVE BEEN REARRANGED, SINCE SOME OF YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN RUNNING UP YOUR POST COUNTS FOR FUN. Counts are higher. See Last Post in thread.
1. 0-9 Galley Slave
- In the bilge - "Whip me, beat me, make me write bad checks."
2. 11-24 Cabin Boy
- On the Plank - "Thank you Sir, may I have another?'
3. 25-49 3rd Mate
- Lashed to the rigging - "AARRGHH, says I !!"
4. 50-74 2nd Mate
- Orlop Deck - "I am a scurvy Rat!"
5. 75-99 Cannelloni Cannoneer
- Gun Deck - "I have a Parrot!"
6. 100-149 Fusilli Fuselier
- Main Brace - "I have a hook!"
7. 150-199 1st Mate
- Foc'sle - "I have an eye patch!"
8. 200-249 Bucatini Buccanneer
- Crow's Nest - "I have a spy-glass!"
9. 250-299 Lieutenant
- Quarterdeck - "I have a peg-leg!"
10. 300-349 Captain
- Poop Deck - "The floggings will continue until attitudes improve!"
11. 350-399 Admiral
- Admiral's Private Barge - "Full Grog rations all around!"
12. 400-449 Brewmeister
- Beer Volcano - "I am blessed by the FSM!"
13. 450-500 Stripmeister
- Stripper Factory - "I am really blessed by the FSM!"
14. 500-549 Shaman of Ramen
- At the Great Table - "Pass me the salt, Walt."
15. 550-599 Sorcerer of Sauce
- Bearer of Napkins - "Don't get any on ya!"
16. 600-749 Mystic of Meatball
- In the Sacred Bowl - "No place I'd rather be!"
17. 750-999 Svengali of Spaghetti
- Etherium - "I travel the One True Path!"
18. 1k-1.49k Vizier of Vermicelli
- In His presence - "I See all, Know a little..."
19. 1.5k-2k Lord of Linguini
- "I Stand in the Light of Eternal Pasta!"
20. >2k Prophet of Pastafarianism
- "I am one with the FSM"
We will continue to work on this, and there will be other projects for you as our time allows.
Thanks to all of you, dipped in the Sacred Sauce as you are, for making this a fun, inclusive and educational website!
In the name of the Pasta, and of the Sauce, and of the Garlic Toast, RAmen.
I look, you look, he looks, we look, ye look, they look.