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FSM Posting Ranks Announced!

Postby Cardinal Queequeg on Mon Sep 12, 2005 10:00 pm

.:Please see the SIXTH post for the latest ranks. Thanks!:.

Greetings to all FSM members from the mods! :D :roll: 8) :lol: :) :twisted: :mrgreen: :shock:

As you may have noticed, a rank structure is now in place, based on the number of times you have posted.

Please understand, this ranking system is not written in stone and may be changed as our FSM website develops.
These rankings are only representitive of the number of posts a member has made, and does not confer any sort of religious authority.

The classification includes actual rank, position, and a cutesie little slogan. (We are working on adding the slogan, just now...)

EDIT: THESE HAVE BEEN REARRANGED, SINCE SOME OF YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN RUNNING UP YOUR POST COUNTS FOR FUN. Counts are higher. See Last Post in thread.


Behold!

1. 0-9 Galley Slave - In the bilge - "Whip me, beat me, make me write bad checks."
2. 11-24 Cabin Boy - On the Plank - "Thank you Sir, may I have another?'
3. 25-49 3rd Mate - Lashed to the rigging - "AARRGHH, says I !!"
4. 50-74 2nd Mate - Orlop Deck - "I am a scurvy Rat!"
5. 75-99 Cannelloni Cannoneer - Gun Deck - "I have a Parrot!"
6. 100-149 Fusilli Fuselier - Main Brace - "I have a hook!"
7. 150-199 1st Mate - Foc'sle - "I have an eye patch!"
8. 200-249 Bucatini Buccanneer - Crow's Nest - "I have a spy-glass!"
9. 250-299 Lieutenant - Quarterdeck - "I have a peg-leg!"
10. 300-349 Captain - Poop Deck - "The floggings will continue until attitudes improve!"
11. 350-399 Admiral - Admiral's Private Barge - "Full Grog rations all around!"
12. 400-449 Brewmeister - Beer Volcano - "I am blessed by the FSM!"
13. 450-500 Stripmeister - Stripper Factory - "I am really blessed by the FSM!"
14. 500-549 Shaman of Ramen - At the Great Table - "Pass me the salt, Walt."
15. 550-599 Sorcerer of Sauce - Bearer of Napkins - "Don't get any on ya!"
16. 600-749 Mystic of Meatball - In the Sacred Bowl - "No place I'd rather be!"
17. 750-999 Svengali of Spaghetti - Etherium - "I travel the One True Path!"
18. 1k-1.49k Vizier of Vermicelli - In His presence - "I See all, Know a little..."
19. 1.5k-2k Lord of Linguini - "I Stand in the Light of Eternal Pasta!"
20. >2k Prophet of Pastafarianism - "I am one with the FSM"

We will continue to work on this, and there will be other projects for you as our time allows.

Thanks to all of you, dipped in the Sacred Sauce as you are, for making this a fun, inclusive and educational website!

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Postby Cerberus on Tue Sep 13, 2005 12:58 am

Hey Cardinal, were you using smilies to rep each one of us mods? If thats the case can i be the one with the horns?
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Postby Omnieiunium on Wed Sep 28, 2005 2:53 am

I have a pair of glasses like that ;)

Anyway, hopefully when bobby allows me to have access to FTP, we can have rank images :)
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Postby DeadPoet on Tue Jan 03, 2006 8:32 pm

UPDATE
Well, we had an update in our rank structure...thanks to Alpaca for the updated version!

- 0-9 - Conchigliette Convert - "I have found the True Faith!"
- 10-24 - Ziti Zealot - "I will do everything for Him!"
- 25-44 - Maccheroncelli Missionary - "I am ready to spread the Word!"
- 45-69 - Gnocchetti Galley Slave - "Whip me, beat me, make me write bad checks."
- 70-99 - Cavatappi Cabin Boy - "Thank you Sir, may I have another?"
- 100-139 - Cannelloni Cannoneer - "I have a Parrot!"
- 140-189 - Fusilli Fuselier - "I have a hook!"
- 190-299 - Bucatini Buccanneer - "I have a spy-glass!"
- 300-369 - Tortellini Third Mate - "AARRGHH, says I !!"
- 370-449 - Stele Second Mate - "I am a scurvy Rat!"
- 450-539 - Farfalle First Mate - "I have an eye patch!"
- 540-639 - Lumache Lieutenant - "I have a peg-leg!"
- 640-759 - Chitarra Captain - "The floggings will continue until attitudes improve!"
- 760-899 - Agnolini Admiral - "Full Grog rations all around!"
- 900-1059 - Gramigna Grand Admiral - "Move the fleet north!"
- 1060-1239 - Vermicelli Vizier - "I suggest pillaging as our primary economic policy."
- 1240-1439 - Lord of Linguini - "We will make a speech on welfare reform through grog."
- 1440-1689 - Humble Hermit - "I have withdrawn from public service to contemplate His might."
- 1690-1989 - Brewmeister - "Beer will set me on the path to enlightenment!"
- 1990-2339 - Stripmeister - "Now that I'm thoroughly intoxicated..."
- 2340-2739 - Mystic of Meatball - "My meditations allow me to see the world in a whole new way. Or maybe I'm still drunk."
- 2740-3189 - Shaman of Ramen - "Eat this and be healed by His might."
- 3190-3689 - Sorcerer of Sauce - "I conjure spaghetti from thin air!"
- 3690-4239 - Tagliatelle Trainee Monk - "I stand in the Light of Eternal Pasta!"
- 4240-4999 - Manicotti Monk - "I see His Noodly Appendage before me!
- 5000+ - Prophet of Pastafarianism - "I am one with the FSM."
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Postby Alpaca on Tue Jan 03, 2006 9:28 pm

But wait! There's more!

------------------ - 0 posts - Uncooked Pasta - "..."
- 1-9 - Conchigliette Convert - "I have found the True Faith!"
- 10-24 - Ziti Zealot - "I will do everything for Him!"
- 25-44 - Maccheroncelli Missionary - "I am ready to spread the Word!"
- 45-69 - Gnocchetti Galley Slave - "Whip me, beat me, make me write bad checks."
- 70-99 - Cavatappi Cabin Boy - "Thank you Sir, may I have another?"
- 100-139 - Cannelloni Cannoneer - "I have a Parrot!"
- 140-189 - Fusilli Fuselier - "I have a hook!"
- 190-299 - Bucatini Buccanneer - "I have a spy-glass!"
- 300-369 - Tortellini Third Mate - "AARRGHH, says I !!"
- 370-449 - Stele Second Mate - "I am a scurvy Rat!"
- 450-539 - Farfalle First Mate - "I have an eye patch!"
- 540-639 - Lumache Lieutenant - "I have a peg-leg!"
- 640-759 - Chitarra Captain - "The floggings will continue until attitudes improve!"
- 760-899 - Agnolini Admiral - "Full Grog rations all around!"
- 900-1059 - Gramigna Grand Admiral - "Move the fleet north!"
- 1060-1239 - Vermicelli Vizier - "I suggest pillaging as our primary economic policy."
- 1240-1439 - Lord of Linguini - "We will make a speech on welfare reform through grog."
- 1440-1689 - Humble Hermit - "I have withdrawn from public service to contemplate His might."
- 1690-1989 - Brewmeister - "Beer will set me on the path to enlightenment!"
- 1990-2339 - Stripmeister - "Now that I'm thoroughly intoxicated..."
- 2340-2739 - Mystic of Meatball - "My meditations allow me to see the world in a whole new way. Or maybe I'm still drunk."
- 2740-3189 - Shaman of Ramen - "Eat this and be healed by His might."
- 3190-3689 - Sorcerer of Sauce - "I conjure spaghetti from thin air!"
- 3690-4239 - Tagliatelle Trainee Monk - "I stand in the Light of Eternal Pasta!"
- 4240-4999 - Manicotti Monk - "I see His Noodly Appendage before me!
- 5000+ - Prophet of Pastafarianism - "I am one with the FSM."
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Postby Omnieiunium on Tue Jan 03, 2006 9:49 pm

Auntie Dee Dee wrote:Assuming we get access to put in rank images...


And put in quotes...
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Postby Alpaca on Sun Jan 29, 2006 5:40 pm

For the purpose of general forum-OCD-alleviation and having something to do, I've added a new rank for people with zero posts. "Uncooked Pasta." Now, those who have posted can be distinguished by rank from those who have never done so. What does this accomplish? Your guess is as good as mine?
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Postby Zankou on Mon Apr 02, 2007 11:34 pm

what happened to the slogans?
"I reject your reality, and substitute my own!"
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--Sir Walter Scott, Marmion, Canto vi. Stanza 17.


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Postby Capellini on Tue Apr 03, 2007 10:52 am

Zankou wrote:what happened to the slogans?


They died. It was disgusting. Letters just lying everywhere . . . I'm still having nightmares.
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Postby Zankou on Tue Apr 03, 2007 9:09 pm

oh...put a flower on their graves for me
"I reject your reality, and substitute my own!"
--Adam Savage, Mythbusters


"Oh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practise to deceive!"
--Sir Walter Scott, Marmion, Canto vi. Stanza 17.


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Postby Zankou on Sat Apr 07, 2007 11:20 pm

how does one aquire a "special" rank? like Qwerty's Admirable Admiral Qwerty"
"I reject your reality, and substitute my own!"
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"Oh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practise to deceive!"
--Sir Walter Scott, Marmion, Canto vi. Stanza 17.


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Postby Meatball on Sat Apr 07, 2007 11:22 pm

by being important
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Postby Zankou on Sat Apr 07, 2007 11:23 pm

man...you have the post whoring down pat....i was asking Cap
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"Oh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practise to deceive!"
--Sir Walter Scott, Marmion, Canto vi. Stanza 17.


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Postby Capellini on Sun Apr 08, 2007 12:55 pm

Zankou wrote:how does one aquire a "special" rank? like Qwerty's Admirable Admiral Qwerty"


Those are generally reserved for staff members or people who have otherwised helped in board operations.
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Postby Zankou on Sun Apr 08, 2007 12:56 pm

that's what i figured....oh well...looks like ill have to help in something or other...
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"Oh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practise to deceive!"
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