Pictures styled after the 8 Id Really Rather You Didnts

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Pictures styled after the 8 Id Really Rather You Didnts

Postby yamisamre on Wed Jul 12, 2006 8:14 pm

1. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Act Like a Sanctimonious Holier-Than-Thou Ass When Describing My Noodly Goodness. If Some People Don't Believe In Me, That's Okay. Really, I'm Not That Vain. Besides, This Isn't About Them So Don't Change The Subject.
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2. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Use My Existence As A Means To Oppress, Subjugate, Punish, Eviscerate, And/Or, You Know, Be Mean To Others. I Don't Require Sacrifices And Purity Is For Drinking Water, Not People.
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3. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Judge People For The Way They Look, Or How They Dress, Or The Way They Talk, Or, Well, Just Play Nice, Okay? Oh, And Get This In Your Thick Heads: Woman = Person. Man = Person. Samey - Samey. One Is Not Better Than The Other, Unless We're Talking About Fashion And I'm Sorry, But I Gave That To Women And Some Guys Who Know The Difference Between Teal and Fuchsia.
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4. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Indulge In Conduct That Offends Yourself, Or Your Willing, Consenting Partner Of Legal Age AND Mental Maturity. As For Anyone Who Might Object, I Think The Expression Is Go F*** Yourself, Unless They Find That Offensive In Which Case They Can Turn Off the TV For Once And Go For A Walk For A Change.
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5. 'd Really Rather You Didn't Challenge The Bigoted, Misogynist, Hateful Ideas Of Others On An Empty Stomach. Eat, Then Go After The B******.
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I didnt do 6 and 7--my creativity had run out by then (you'll notice that the pics get less and less creative as you go from 1 to 5. However, just for reference...

6. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Build Multimillion-Dollar Churches/Temples/Mosques/Shrines To My Noodly Goodness When The Money Could Be Better Spent (Take Your Pick):

1. Ending Poverty
2. Curing Diseases
3. Living In Peace, Loving With Passion, And Lowering The Cost Of Cable
I Might be a Complex-Carbohydrate Omniscient Being, But I Enjoy The Simple Things In Life. I Ought To Know. I AM the Creator.

7. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Go Around Telling People I Talk To You. You're Not That Interesting. Get Over Yourself. And I Told You To Love Your Fellow Man, Can't You Take A Hint?

8. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You If You Are Into, Um, Stuff That Uses A Lot of Leather/Lubricant/Las Vegas. If the Other Person Is Into It, However (Pursuant To #4), Then Have At It, Take Pictures, And For The Love Of Mike, Wear a CONDOM! Honestly, It's A Piece of Rubber. If I Didn't Want It To Feel Good When You Did It I Would Have Added Spikes, Or Something.
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Postby Pirate Priest on Wed Jul 12, 2006 9:45 pm

1. Do I see Nazi soldiers in the background?
2. eh
3. You don't have to persecute him for the way he looks, just the way he molests children.
4. I break this IRRYD a lot
5.BLEHCK that is gross, i see a side boob!
6. you didnt put a pic, but here's one
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7. and another:
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8. wow, where is that?
DAMN YOU NOAH, DAMN YOU TO THE ICEY PITS OF ANTARCTICA
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Postby yamisamre on Wed Jul 12, 2006 11:39 pm

Pirate Priest wrote:1. Do I see Nazi soldiers in the background?
2. eh
3. You don't have to persecute him for the way he looks, just the way he molests children.
4. I break this IRRYD a lot
5.BLEHCK that is gross, i see a side boob!
6. you didnt put a pic, but here's one
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7. and another:
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8. wow, where is that?


1. Iduno. Mightn't they just be soldiers to be there as like escorty people?
2. I agree, but I couldnt think of anything else.
3-4. ~
5. (I do too >< maybe it's a big pink mole.)
8. Iduno I googled overpopulation and it popped up.
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